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Did you know... > > > > > > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!) > > > > > > If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Cool) > > > > > > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. > > > > > > A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!) > > > > > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) > > > > > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure > > > (Don't forget the pig!) > > > > > > On average people fear spiders more than they do death. > > > > > > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....) > > > > > > You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. > > > > > > Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. > > > > > > Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. > > > > > > You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. > > > > > > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. > > > > > > In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. > > > > > > A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. > > > > > > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. > > > Polar bears are left handed. > > > > > > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds. > > > > > > The flea can jump 350 times its body length; It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. > > > > > > A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to > > > death. (Creepy!) > > > > > > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. > > > (Honey I'm home.. what the...) > > > > > > Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity!) > > > > > > Butterflies taste with their feet. > > > > > > Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. > > > > > > A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. > > > > > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. > > > > > > Starfishes haven't got brains. > > > > > > --After reading all these, all we can say is "Damn Pigs"-- > > > > > > > > > >